As i said...i blogged because some1 requested me to,so...i shall blog!!!
today dun feel like putting up the FRB,and in case any1 forgets wat FRB means...
it means Friends Ranking Board,i thought abt it for awhile and realised that
ranking friends is not really a v gd idea,haiz
Today is friday and we had our 1st EOY paper!
english!!!aww so damn hard for me...but nvm jus do lor
den found out smth,only got 2 passage and 2 comprehension,and that takes 1h40mins?
hw retarded,no offence to any1 who cant complete it within this time but really
its kind of retarded...started doing the paper and the v v v 1st question dunno hw to do le
haiz,so crap thinking that i might fail.But when asked by others i actually said,"ok" haiz crap man,started writing everything to the question,its my habit haha
even wrote the comprehension answers on the question paper only summary dun hav
wrote everything dwn and realised i still had about 1h10mins
if u calculate,i actually used up only 30 mins to do the paper,not including the summary
den copied everything dwn on the answer sheet and wrote the summary,left 50mins.
lend my jacket to eugene so i dun hav the jacket as a pillow
haiz, so sian den began writing lame things on the insert,since i heard that they are not going to take it back
i got a idea from miss kong wenyi when i saw this on her blog:
wenyi:mr brain,call me wenyi
mr brain: wenyi
wenyi:yes?
mr brain:???
can u belive it?i used it to create jokes on my own,wat a gd modifier i am
since i left 50mins...go write similar jokes lor,hahahaha
1st one:
Hacker: Yo yc
Yc: Yo
Hacker: long time no see
Yc: Yeah i agree,its long since i looked into the mirror...
2nd one:
Yc: Scold me,hacker
Hacker: Yc y do u like to play pc games?stop it NOW!!!
Yc: Why are you scolding me?(sob sob)
Hacker: ???
3rd one:
Laming Lamers are Lame
Crapping Crappers are Crap
next 1 is vulgar,scroll dwn if u do not wish to look
Fucking Fuckers Fuck
4th one:
Pen: i use INK!
Pencil: i use LEAD!
Penis: i use SEMEN!!!
Pen+pencil: ... ...
5th and last one,in case u got sick already:
Teacher: Yc!Name 1 difference between Apple and Pear
Yc: They are both fruits!
Teacher: ... ... thats similarity!
Yc: Can you giv me examples?
Teacher: Apple is red,Pear is green
Yc: O! ok, Apple has 2 'p' but Pear only got 1
Teacher: ... ... haiz... ...
lame right?can u believe that i could actually think of such lame jokes during a tense time such as an exam?
and im kinda a genuis cos well i finished writing all these lame jokes...
there is still 5 mins left,if u think use 45 mins to write 6 lame jokes is ok...
let me emphasise that this 45mins includes thinking time and drawing
i did not write them out,i drew them out!!!
